Slow Down, You Crazy Child

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thisisizzylabbe:

please give me unlimited french toast and eggs

thisisizzylabbe:

please give me unlimited french toast and eggs

everything-is-stickers:

How old is this photo.
Because it’s set up like Grandpappy sitting on the rocker telling the youngin’s about his youth.
But at this point in history it looks like one old guy took the only chair and made the rest of his elderly friends sit on the pavement because he’s the senior senior.

everything-is-stickers:

How old is this photo.

Because it’s set up like Grandpappy sitting on the rocker telling the youngin’s about his youth.

But at this point in history it looks like one old guy took the only chair and made the rest of his elderly friends sit on the pavement because he’s the senior senior.

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anthramen:

I have felt first-hand the very wrath of the Turkish ice-cream man.

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@WorstMuse

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incidentalcomics:

Conflict in Literature

incidentalcomics:

Conflict in Literature

vinebox:

if money doesn’t grow on trees, why do banks have branches?

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thestanlee:

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Jul 9

ludocris:

Jul 7

Here’s to the security guards who maybe had a degree in another land. Here’s to the manicurist who had to leave her family to come here, painting the nails, scrubbing the feet of strangers. Here’s to the janitors who don’t even fucking understand English yet work hard despite it all. Here’s to the fast food workers who work hard to see their family smile. Here’s to the laundry man at the Marriott who told me with the sparkle in his eyes how he was an engineer in Peru. Here’s to the bus driver, the Turkish Sufi who almost danced when I quoted Rumi. Here’s to the harvesters who live in fear of being deported for coming here to open the road for their future generation. Here’s to the taxi drivers from Nigeria, Ghana, Egypt and India who gossip amongst themselves. Here is to them waking up at 4am, calling home to hear the voices of their loved ones. Here is to their children, to the children who despite it all become artists, writers, teachers, doctors, lawyers, activists and rebels. Here’s to Western Union and Money Gram. For never forgetting home. Here’s to their children who carry the heartbeats of their motherland and even in sleep, speak with pride about their fathers. Keep on.

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Immigrants. First generation.


Ijeoma Umebinyuo.

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thegreatpotatoking:

This is the single most important invention of 2014. No question about it.

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((blowing into my beer bottle conch-style to call team usa to action))

smilingslowly:

spookywhiteghost:

fuckinglesbian:

princessnausicaa:

my mom tried to teach our goats to pee in one certain spot by giving them treats when they’d pee in that spot

except that

they think that now whenever they pee they get a treat

so whenever they see my mom

they pee

 laughed for a solid five minutes

behaviorism gone wrong

Pavlov is laughing in his grave

pggyolson:

this world cup so far:

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bookofrevelation:

slightly older female friends are truly a force for good in this world

Jun 9

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