Slow Down, You Crazy Child

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farmerjoe:

when exams and papers were precipitating upon my person, i took it upon myself - in a late night conversation with quitequiteblue - to narrow down my “type”

this should probably come with a disclaimer that no one i’ve found attractive in real life has ever embodied more than one of these qualities, so my “type” is more a persona that appeared in my late-night caffeine-fueled reverie and not anything i actively look for in a person

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farmerjoe:

sometimes i think humans are really nice to look at.
things i like about humans sometimes:

  • freckles
  • earlobes
  • the dip in the collarbone
  • that part of the jaw near the earlobe
  • hip bones
  • lower lip
  • the space between shoulder blades
  • the place where the ribcage ends

(Source: crazyfntown)

lolshtus:

Finally, I Get To Know What They Mean

lolshtus:

Finally, I Get To Know What They Mean

corujas:

basedpidgeot:

ker-smash:

taskscape:

ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS

Give me this owl

stuff like this keeps me going. y’know? why should i be sad when there’s a guy somewhere who goes about his normal life with an owl following him about

(Source: poyzn)

diacrit:

hanesonly:

I almost forgot my briefcase!

it contains important lab results

diacrit:

hanesonly:

I almost forgot my briefcase!

it contains important lab results

(Source: awwww-cute)

(Source: missyperegrym)

When The Doctor and Donna meet again
with subtitles requested by: 
anonymous

(Source: shutupstrax)

Stolen Dance
Milky Chance

I want you
We can bring it on the floor
You’ve never danced like this before
We don’t talk about it
Dancing on, do the boogie all night long
Stoned in paradise
Shouldn’t talk about it

(Source: mynameisbiru)

Hannah Hunt
Vampire Weekend

Any illusion I had about being able to skate was quickly dismissed. Big butts mean bruises but no broken bones.

Any illusion I had about being able to skate was quickly dismissed. Big butts mean bruises but no broken bones.

wobbufetts:

aidn:

how the hell do i talk to people

Stand in front of them and press A

(Source: fifthharmony)

nuclearnyx:

my anaconda don’t want none

unless you DEFEAT THE HUNS, SON

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number 3 on my problem set has parts (a) through (m) and some of those parts have sections (i) through (viii) and some of those sections have subsections (A) through (D) IT IS 10 PAGES SINGLE SPACED AND DUE IN LESS THAN 12 HOURS LET ME DIE

in other news i wanna go rollerblading tomorrow. i found my old skates and they still fit (benefits of not growing since 6th grade) so if i make it through tonight i may die tomorrowanyway rolling into a ditch on my neighborhood streets