Slow Down, You Crazy Child

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Stolen Dance
Milky Chance

I want you
We can bring it on the floor
You’ve never danced like this before
We don’t talk about it
Dancing on, do the boogie all night long
Stoned in paradise
Shouldn’t talk about it

(Source: mynameisbiru)

Hannah Hunt
Vampire Weekend

Any illusion I had about being able to skate was quickly dismissed. Big butts mean bruises but no broken bones.

Any illusion I had about being able to skate was quickly dismissed. Big butts mean bruises but no broken bones.

wobbufetts:

aidn:

how the hell do i talk to people

Stand in front of them and press A

(Source: fifthharmony)

nuclearnyx:

my anaconda don’t want none

unless you DEFEAT THE HUNS, SON

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number 3 on my problem set has parts (a) through (m) and some of those parts have sections (i) through (viii) and some of those sections have subsections (A) through (D) IT IS 10 PAGES SINGLE SPACED AND DUE IN LESS THAN 12 HOURS LET ME DIE

in other news i wanna go rollerblading tomorrow. i found my old skates and they still fit (benefits of not growing since 6th grade) so if i make it through tonight i may die tomorrowanyway rolling into a ditch on my neighborhood streets

illkim:

*squats down to look in the refrigerator* fitness

(Source: djmalix)

thecolorchartreuse:

thatsanita:

So that’s what it’s used for

eating breakfast on the go

thecolorchartreuse:

thatsanita:

So that’s what it’s used for

eating breakfast on the go

(Source: memewhore)

pokemonmasterkimba:

that burn is so bad you’re gonna need a 3 year journey to regain your honor

emmugh:

I like new friends because I can reuse old jokes

a 90’s kid? don’t you mean sad adult?

(Source: eyebrowgod)

comedycentral:

That was some game.

[Key & Peele]

tastefullyoffensive:

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