Slow Down, You Crazy Child

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saddeer:

zkac:

what’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination?

HAAAAAAAAAND EYEEEEEEEEEE

i hate this i hate u 

twinkslayer2007:

*lifts leg* yoga

(Source: dolphinboy89)

donkos:

reading a foreign language: yeah
writing in a foreign language: ok
listening to a foreign language: wait
speaking in a foreign language: fuck

fartgallery:

i bet dragons would probably think it’s really cool that we produce water in our mouths

found-liquorstore-and-drank-itt:

impalathief:

butts-are-wonderful:

laughfloor:

where’s the fucking rent

“Yes, hello, I’m from the FBI. I would like to ask you some questions about your daughter’s death.”

“But I already talked to the FBI.”

"i know. i just have a few more questions to ask you"

found-liquorstore-and-drank-itt:

impalathief:

butts-are-wonderful:

laughfloor:

where’s the fucking rent

“Yes, hello, I’m from the FBI. I would like to ask you some questions about your daughter’s death.”

“But I already talked to the FBI.”

"i know. i just have a few more questions to ask you"

(Source: aliceneedsadrink)

totallynotagentphilcoulson:

I’ve been waiting for Phil Tippett to respond to this joke

(Source: kgrrsten)

tastefullyoffensive:

Spotted in Burlington, Washington. [x]

tastefullyoffensive:

Spotted in Burlington, Washington. [x]

current mood is missing everybody i could possibly miss all at once

(Source: stevenhydez)

pornstarbucks:

faelan01:

mapsontheweb:

Map of European leaders.

this is highly disturbing

faelan01:

mapsontheweb:

Map of European leaders.

this is highly disturbing

theonion:

Exit From Apartment Delayed 20 Seconds To Avoid Pleasantries With Neighbor

theonion:

Exit From Apartment Delayed 20 Seconds To Avoid Pleasantries With Neighbor

g2gfast:

today my little brother (hes six) put a seashell to his ear and told me the ocean said im a nerd

(Source: swellsea)

note-a-bear:

I know I reblogged this beforeBut the look on its face in the last picture actually kills me

note-a-bear:

I know I reblogged this before
But the look on its face in the last picture actually kills me

(Source: mustafa-elsaid)

Girl Meets World first trailer +

(Source: boymeetsworldgifs)